Fiffendun fiffendum flibberteejibbet bubblegum. Always the same you know, step onto the corridor and sure to meet someone asking for that other Mister or Miss that hasn't been found or seen by thou. Ask for sure. Sure to ask. Wait, watch, listen, still and they'll come. Sometimes polite or others not, cutting the snot of you they would. Straight in, no delay, Good train drivers them wud make. For goodnuss sake can thee not ask me a little politely more. For am I not a detective investigating people finder a walking googlemap locator of homo sapiens that you seek. I am am I, well then let me see. Pockets first. Not there. In my socks perhaps. Aghast at the intrusion to my daily excursion around the corridor school. Alas thou always meets some fool, who needs to know now, urgently, immediate vicinity will do. Have you seen you know who. Sometimes can't even remember there name. I always enjoy the game however. Silent pose, Mister Long Nose is it? Or perhaps, Miss Pippy Long Stockings, Mister Skelly even. Unreputable chap. Salicious even. Miss Titty Tittat, Miss Fat Arse, Miss Jockey, Miss Do Ya Get me, anyone will do for your enquiry. Mister Tight Pants with antsey. Anyone. Oh yeas Iv'e just seen them up the other building end bytheby room no.8 quick stepping before its too late. Had not seen them at all of course. Goosechaser. Sounded the hunting hounds. Blow of the fieldmaster. Watch them run un un and un and un fiffendum fiffenteedum.
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September 2023
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